zirconn:

a haiku:

this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
Anonymous asked
Every time I get on tumblr and I see you on my fee I think "I really wish I were naked in bed with her." I've wanted you for a long time.

Aw, this is… sweet? Haha. Don’t be shy you can come off anon. Sometimes I take a while to respond cause I’m busy and shit, but I need someone to be naked in bed with so what the hey?

mugger: *walks up*

mugger: GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT!

mugger: *slowly walks away with $2.16 and a lifetime of anxiety & existential misunderstanding*